So I’ve been thinking about taking up smoking. The last few weeks I’ve been learning all about the neat things that come along with smoking, like for an example the new friends I could possibly meet when I step outside to light one up!
They say a cigarette lasts for just about a minute, so you can imagine the deep conversations I’ll be able to partake in. I can learn about where people live, what they do and maybe even why they’re stressed. I’ve been learning that many people smoke because they’re stressed.
Another intriguing thing about smoking is that cough. Noah, my son tends to get a cough every few months so perhaps if I start smoking we might get a cough at the same time. How cool! Mommy and son doctor visits. Maybe if I smoke in the car with the window barely cracked this would help time our sickness, hmmm that’s a good idea!
Now this is what really sold me on the idea of smoking, lung cancer. Look at this photo:
Tell me the lung on the right hand side looks so much better than the lung on the left. The right looks just like BBQ, YUMMY!! The left so boring and raw like. They say if I smoke enough there is a big risk of cancer, isn’t cancer like the new thing to be diagnosed with?!? They meant to say I might get LUCKY and have cancer, I’m sure the risk was a typo…
I know what you’re all thinking, my god it looks like so much fun being a smoker. Cool conversations with other smokers, you get to visit the doctor more often, no need for car air freshener you’ll now have the fresh scent of smoke…and I am sure you’re going to freak out when you see this possibility;
Oxygen tank!!!! Finally I will be able to sound like Darth Vador…..”Luke….I am your father!!”
So, I’m close to making the decision on picking up the habit. As you can see this is a really tuff decision, so I’ll need just a bit more time to figure out, why not!?!?!